The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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