Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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