The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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