April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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