Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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