Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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