Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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