Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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