Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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