Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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