James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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