Joke #3281

Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.

I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.

This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.

There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.

"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.