"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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