What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.