What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"That is not my dog."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.