What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.