Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Vote:
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Vote:
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
Vote:
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Vote:
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Vote: