Joke #146

Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Vote:
has 84.57 % from 809 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Vote:
has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Vote:
has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Vote:
has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Vote:
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Vote:
has 74.97 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris