Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
Vote:
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!