Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
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