If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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