Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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