How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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Q: Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
A: Professional courtesy.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.