If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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A: Cool music!
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What's the Cure?
Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...