Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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