Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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