When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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