Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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