Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"