Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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