What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute.
The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall.
He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected.
The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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