Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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