Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground.
The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at.
The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing.
They father replies that the two spiders are having sex.
It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other.
The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg.
The father says that they're both daddy long legs.
The son stomps on them, killing them.
The father asks why he did that.
The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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