Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans.
Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.
The Genie pales, and says, "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."
"Okay", the guy says. "Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best blowjob I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading - just because she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her on."
The Genie shakes his head and says, "Let me see that map again!
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex?
A: "Honey I'm home."
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Sex isn’t the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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