According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Those children were the dinosaurs.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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