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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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