When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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