Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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