Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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