When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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