Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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