Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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