If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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