I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
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Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."