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A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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A: It runs in your genes.
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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!
"Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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