Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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