Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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