Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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