Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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