Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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