Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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