There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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A: A sharp pain in the ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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